{"id":382,"date":"2005-06-14T10:00:35","date_gmt":"2005-06-14T15:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/?p=382"},"modified":"2005-06-14T10:00:59","modified_gmt":"2005-06-14T15:00:59","slug":"ah-brotherhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/2005\/06\/ah-brotherhood\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, Brotherhood"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”<\/p>\n

“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.<\/p>\n

I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”<\/p>\n

“Like what?”<\/p>\n

“Well … are you religious or atheist?”<\/p>\n

“Religious.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?”<\/p>\n

“Christian.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”<\/p>\n

“Protestant.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”<\/p>\n

“Baptist.”<\/p>\n

“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”<\/p>\n

“Baptist Church of God.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”<\/p>\n

“Reformed Baptist Church of God.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”<\/p>\n

“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”<\/p>\n

To which I said, “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.<\/p>\n

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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well … are you religious or atheist?” “Religious.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}