{"id":577,"date":"2006-09-09T14:43:05","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T19:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/archives\/2006\/09\/09\/utterly-defeated\/"},"modified":"2006-09-09T14:43:26","modified_gmt":"2006-09-09T19:43:26","slug":"utterly-defeated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/2006\/09\/utterly-defeated\/","title":{"rendered":"Utterly Defeated Super Mario Brothers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two weeks ago, my wife let me purchase a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendo.com\/channel\/ds\">Nintendo DS<\/a> for something to keep me busy during my long flights overseas.  Today, I completed the <a href=\"http:\/\/mario.nintendo.com\/\">New Super Mario Brothers<\/a> games.  By defeated, I mean I earned three stars by beating the game, grabbing and spending every gold coin, and defeating every level (including alternate exits).  I am truly master of the mundane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two weeks ago, my wife let me purchase a Nintendo DS for something to keep me busy during my long flights overseas. Today, I completed the New Super Mario Brothers games. By defeated, I mean I earned three stars by beating the game, grabbing and spending every gold coin, and defeating every level (including alternate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glamdring.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}