Failed Experiment


Just an FYI – to those of you who were curious :

There simply is not enough vinegar in Cattleman’s BBQ Sauce to cause a reaction when mixed with baking soda. Not even when the ratio is 1.5 gallons BBQ to 10 lbs Soda.

It still doesn’t’ t work, even if it’s really really really mixed in well, as in to the point of a slimy paste.

AND — if you were really curious about it reacting to its environment, it still does not bubble and froth when it’s spread on every item in the pantry, including a 2 ft x 4 ft floor surface. (Or, at least, this was the visible part. I do believe some has been absorbed into the flour bags. My apologies if I cannot be scientifically accurate.)

Another observation: There really are no health benefits to this mixture. It does nothing for the softness of skin, even if slathered all over your body, including the inside of your diaper. It doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl, or if you are age two or three. There simply are no skin-softening benefits. It does not make your hair shiny. Not even if you apply the mixture twice within a ten minute period. Results do not change, even with the “wash, rinse, and repeat” principle.

I thought I would provide this information as a public service announcement for anyone who was interested in this unique experiment.

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One response to “Failed Experiment”

  1. Okay, you’re right, you DID include the QUANTITIES required for the BBQ Sauce and Baking Soda experiment!! Too funny!!!!